Monday, February 21, 2011

Potty Tales

Liliana: "Mommy, I'm going to do poopy."
Me: "OK. Go get on the toilet and call me when you need me to help you clean up."
Liliana: "I'm going to do a big HUGE poopy. Big big huge that will break the toilet."

Where does she come up with this stuff???!!!!

Friday, February 4, 2011

Mean Mommy

In a rush to get out the door to pick up David from his bus, I was nagging Liliana to get socks, shoes, and either a coat or sweater on. Emmett did a last minute diaper fill, so I was trying to deal with that at the same time. Once finished with Emmett's clean up, I was annoyed to discover that Liliana had not moved one step closer to being ready to get out the door. "Liliana!" I said in a stern voice, "Are you going to wear this sweater I set out for you or not?"
"Mommy!" She responded tortly, "You are mean. I am going to put you in the garbage and I will drive to pick up Daddy by myself."
Baaaahahaha - I couldn't hold back the laughter. I ended up tossing her in the car without socks and shoes, but at least we were giggling together. I wonder what fun things she'll come up with next...